...Mine's so boring.


Dear =AmaundraPaine :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in women's clothing and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
~NotAnotherCircle

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FURTHERMORE -
I may or may not have, maybe, gotten into a bit of a wreck today at the stop signs at glade and pool that sort-of held up that bad morning traffic of distressed cubies and half-asleep school children for a good distance. Probably... It might have (not) possibly happened. Or something. I'm sure that if it did happen, it wasn't, or totally was, my fault - but it totally wasn't too serious. Like, I may or may not have simply rear-ended somebody. Sweet.

Oh Quel.

AND ALSO-
I chopped off a good chunk of my hair this weekend. I super like it and would tots def post a picture if I wasn't so lazy.

THEN, SUDDENLY-
I procrastinate too much. I still haven't done any college stuff and I'm kinda behind on my art. (Then again, when am I not? But it's the beginning of the year...) You know what I'm doing right now? Not my homework, that's for darn sure. I should jump on that.